Saturday, January 24, 2009

MALLUISM

It's wait for it....
This post goes out to the one who coined this phenomenon..(Anu)
Too much addiction to something leads to hazardous consequences( I wonder what course of action I will take) anyway...she has lately been obsessed with the tv sitcom How I met your mother.( The more I see it,the more I adore Barney and find Lily and Marshall irritating a la Ross and Rachael as aforementioned by Nikhita in the post Whatup!?.As for Anu she has probably seen..(I have lost count) some of the episodes again and again and AGAIN...12th of second season,last of second season etc etc..The phenomenon probably sprung up from the sitcom,which is my guess.
And so my name was used as a verb a la ' poor Ted ' . Some of the conversations in which my name..ahem pet name featured in were-


1."Why are you looking so Mallued?"     :
When someone enters into the dream state mode and gets cut off from the conversation.


2. " Don't be such a Mallu about it"        :  
When someone gets particular and particular and  PARTICULAR and finicky.


3. "Mallu wali baat kar di na yaar!!!"     :  
OK this is getting embarrassing. I am feeling the heat now.
 For someone who enters into idiosyncracy.


Enough of getting myself butchered on a public site.As I was saying Anu after having suffered the 'pains' of tolerating me in my full blown element(read: irritating her on purpose.I seem to derive inane pleasure out of it;pause for devilish grin;and secretly I know she finds my nautankis cute) 
MALLUISM  was born.

And it has become a way of life for my friends..live life a la Mallika style.(snigger!!)


PS:- Even though I know that things seem wrong when I am not addressed as Mallu but, but....rolling my eyes. 

9 comments:

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arunabh said...

Okay, this comment is attributable to me !
I never thought that the mallus could be interesting. Apparently, i was wrong.
Sorry for the not-so-racist comment :)

neon said...

u seriously r getting bored over der rnt u ?u havent written anything good ................ohh and about the latest post by me .................it was a publicity stunt ........(u stil dont kno how2 run ablog don t u?)

neon said...

check out mmmy blog it has got the real deal and it has got way better articles...........

Mallika said...

ok gautam-neon whatever you want me to address you as...your latest post simply brought tears to my eyes..because it is something that i can't let go off..and stop being so hostile :P

Mallika said...

Arunabh, I happen to be a half mallu( keralite) myself and added to that my name..well it says it all so i guess i get an added advantage for being interesting in your list :)

Mallika said...

and Anu I cant stay away from it because it is in me that malluism resides...


and I am somewhat flattered...( I don't know why this happens too often when u become all so emo)

arunabh said...

I do know that a mallu is a keralite! :)
For the time being, would a blogroll on my blog suffice? I am still thinking of something better :)

nisha nagarajan said...

since u said I don't comment, this is just to tlel you that i think you're absolutely fantastic, as a writer and as a person :)
Never stop writing, ever!! u truly inspired me to start blogging myslf!!